You want the 411? You got it, the last post was it. I kinda forgot to say something when I hit 400, not that it's that big of a deal, I just thought it was cool and that I'd mention it.
Denver, CO - An angry mob gathered outside the Comcast mansion today. Protesters and Supporters clashed. Denver police were there in riot gear. What was the trouble? It seems that certain people were out for justice. The protestors demanded to speak with someone, but were only slightly appeased when TiVo emerged from the mansion.
"Calm down folks, we can solve this like civilized people, please, calm down." He was about to go on when someone interuppted.
"GO BACK INSIDE, TiVo! We want the Weather Channel!" The crowed surged against the gates at the mere mention of Channel 45. TiVo stayed calm and again addressed the crowd.
"I have a statement to read, please bear with me, I will not be taking questions after: The Weather Channel and it's family, including Weather.com wish to apologize for the fiasco regarding today's weather. They wish to remind you that weather is a fickle master and that they always give their best effort. They extend special condolences to those who purchased extra food or canceled plans, and would like to remind you to watch Storm Stories this evening, where they promise an extra juicy dose of weather to satisfy. That will be all."
TiVo then went back inside. The Weather Channel never came out, although moments later paparazzi were seen snapping photos of the popular forecaster peeking through the curtains on the second level.
UPDATE: The Weather Channel has released an addendum to it's previous statement. The statement now reads as follows: "We told you so, snow is snow, no matter how much. We so called that." The Weather Underground, who also had to apologize earlier today, has responded to Channel 45's latest statement, saying: "TWC is our friend, but sometimes you have to be humble and eat crow when Mother Nature turns her back. Arrogance won't get you anywhere in this business."
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if i hear one more person complain about snow, so help me.
so help me.
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